Shake It Off, Seawolf Edition

We’ve given UAA a bunch of crap, they recently lost yet another guy (Dom Hunter transferred to CWU/at least he stayed in conference), and while we usually try to avoid putting up bulletin board material… ‘Usually’ is the operative word there.


They stay up too late…
Got nothin’ in their brains
That’s just what we say-ay-ay
Mmm, mmm
That’s just what we say-ay-ay
Mmm, mmm

They go on too many dates [eye roll]
But they can’t make ’em stay
At least that’s what we say, mmm-mmm
That’s what bloggers say, mmm-mmm

But they keep shooting
Can’t stop, won’t stop moving (ahem)
It’s like they’ve got these whistles
In their pockets
Saying, “It’s gonna be alright.”

‘Cause the Seawolves gonna play, play, play, play, play
And their coach is simply cray, cray, cray, cray, cray,
But UAA’s gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake it off, Shake it off
Bloggers gonna bait, bait, bait, bait, bait
And the Nooks are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
But UAA’s gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake it off, Shake it off

They’re bound for the Tourney
With a brand new teaaaam.
That’s what Coach Oz see-ee-ees, mmm-mmm
That’s just what he sees, mmm-mmm

They won’t be dancin’ on their own
Haven’t gone since 2012
And that’s just what we know-oh-oh, mmm-mmm
That’s just what we know, mmm-mmm

But they keep shooting
Can’t stop, won’t stop moving (ahem)
It’s like they’ve got these whistles
In their pockets
Saying, “It’s gonna be alright.”

‘Cause the Seawolves gonna play, play, play, play, play
And their coach is simply cray, cray, cray, cray, cray
But UAA’s gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake it off, Shake it off
Bloggers gonna bait, bait, bait, bait, bait,
And the Nooks are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
But UAA’s gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake it off, Shake it off

Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you’ve been going to the tournament with the mighty Falcons and Vikings of the world
You could’ve been up with the Seawolves, never seeing the light of day.

Ahem, Dom’s ex-team met his new Wildcats
And said “Oh My God, you guys are scat.”
‘Cause the Seawolves up there in their hella nice lair
Are gonna beat those Wildcats, just, like, THAT.

Yeah ohhh

‘Cause the Seawolves gonna play, play, play, play, play
And their coach is simply cray, cray, cray, cray, cray
But UAA’s gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake it off, Shake it off
Bloggers gonna bait, bait, bait, bait, bait
And the Nooks are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
But UAA’s gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake it off, Shake it off


The “Coach Oz is crazy” canon is in large part because we accidentally walked in on one of their practices once (at the instruction of their own athletic staff) and if profanity wasn’t our favorite language, we might still have PTSD. The game that followed did nothing to debunk the idea that he’s crazy -he was actually suspended for the proceeding game against our travel partner.

P.S. -Love you Coach Osborne! Our favorite non-basketball coach is nuts enough that we’re convinced he’s shoved off in Seattle simply so no one else has to deal with him.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s